SOME ENGLISH JOKES

Where do frogs hang their coats?

In a croak room!
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q. What's pink and fluffy?
A. Pink fluff
How do you now when its raining cats and dogs?

When you step in a poodle!
What do you call a parrot crossed with a man-eating tiger?

I don't know, but when it say's he wants a cracker then give him a box full!!
What do sick birds need?
Tweetment!
what goes "zzub zzub zzub zzub"?

A bee flying backwards!!
What do you get if you cross a Goldfish and a Chimp?

A swim-panzee!
Q. what do ducks eat?
A. quackers
What do you call a very old ant?
An antique!
What happend to the cat that ate wool?

It had mittens!